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He’s the alien hunter who claims to have seen everything from crashed canada goose outlet store spaceships to cities inhabited by midget mini Martians on the surface of Mars.
Now the infamous UFO blogger Scott C Waring is claiming to have identified a dead body with a very nasty infection in its nether regions after poring over images snapped by one of Nasa’s Red Planet rovers.
canada goose clothing uk The alien hunter thought he was looking at a rock, until the moment it struck him that he had, in fact, been canada goose outlet store uk ogling a little green man’s long white willy. canada goose clothing uk
canada goose factory outlet vancouver A long shot (in all senses) of an ‘alien body’ on Mars (Photo: Nasa)’I was looking at a Mars photo which had a long white rock growing out of it,’ he wrote on canada goose outlet sale his blog, UFO Sightings Daily. canada goose factory outlet vancouver
‘There were no other white objects and this one looks like one of those moving rocks. Then suddenly I realised it was in the penis area of a alien figure laying down.’
This astonishing discovery wasn’t enough for Waring, who looked closely at the extraterrestrial genitals and decided that what he saw was a weird parasite ‘feeding off of the alien’s nutrients’.
canada goose outlet black friday A close up of the ‘Martian corpse’ with its suggestively shaped protusion on show (Picture: Nasa)So how has this canadagooseparks alien body survived without decomposing, because there doesn’t seem to be any sign that a civilisation lived on Mars recently? canada goose outlet black friday
canada goose sale uk ‘For it to remain mostly intact, it must have more than 3 strands of DNA. You see we humans have two strands of DNA, which are biodegradable,’ Waring continued. canada goose sale uk
canada goose outlet in montreal ‘However, if an alien was genetically enhanced with say 10 strands of DNA intertwinedthen the body will not be so biodegradable, but will actually stay in its form.’ canada goose outlet in montreal
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